THE STONKLAND EXCHANGE PRESENTS

STONKS

$10,000. One fake country. Far too many companies. Questionable financial journalism.

How long can this go wrong?
Choose your timeline

Share a seed to face the exact same disasters as a friend.

A silly game about a fake economy. Definitely not financial advice.

A ONE-MINUTE MBA

How to stonk

  1. You start with $10,000.Buy companies you think will do well.
  2. Read the news.It hints at what may happen next. Rumours can be wrong.
  3. Time keeps moving.Pause whenever you need to think. Faster speeds don’t alter fate.
  4. You get paid yearly.Use the $2,500 salary for a comeback or a victory lap.
  5. Finish richer.That is the whole highly sophisticated plan.

STONKS is a silly game about a fake economy. It is not financial advice and does not model real markets accurately.

THE CLOSING BELL

STONK ENJOYER